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Will Rogers
Never Squat With Your Spurs On
William Penn Adair "Will" (1879-1935) was an American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commenter, vaudeville performer, actor, and one of the best-known celebrities in the 1920s and 1930s. Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known.
Will Rogers
Will Rogers: When I die, my epitaph, or whatever you call those
signs on gravestones, is going to read: "I joked about every
prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like."
Some of his sayings:
  • Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

  • Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

  • There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.

  • Always drink upstream from the herd.

  • If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

  • There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

  • Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

  • If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

  • Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

  • After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
THE MORAL
When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Will Rogers
About Growing Older:
  • Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

  • The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

  • Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.

  • When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

  • You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

  • I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

  • One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.

  • One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

  • Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable and relaxed.

  • Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And Finally:
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
by the staff of SpaceCoastDaily.com
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