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Vol. 3 - No.01 January, 2021 Nooseletter Home SUBMIT AN ARTICLE
 
Patty Was a Cowgirl
Them girls who made them patties
Were Pat and Dot and May
Them girls who made them patties
Won't feed on winter hay
The boss got in the buyer and
he sent the girls away
And now my wee pie makers
Are pies themselves today

Oh, I would rather they'd stopped
on the farm, y'know
But in a farm economy well,
that's the way things go, so
They'll show up in cling wrap on
some townie cafe tray
With sprigs of thyme and celery
and dots of mayonnaise.

Oh, Pattie was a cowgirl
Who'd take the chance to think
You'd often find her ruminatin'
Sippin' up her drink
Her mind was often busy
For hours in the day
Chewin' over cowie things while
pooin' out her hay, oh

I would rather they'd stopped
on the farm, y'know
But in a farm economy
well, that's they way things go.

Dottie was a cowgirl
With wings upon her feet
She'd caper in the tussock grass
And sweetly pirouette (say p-row-eat)
And I think in her heart of hearts
That Dottie's one desire
Was to show up in a ballet (say belly)
In a ballet girl's attire, oh

I would rather they'd stopped
on the farm, y'know
But in a farm economy, well
that's the way things go.

Oh, May she were a cowgirl
A pretty little thing
With pretty little eyebrows
and eyelashes and things
The bull, well he was mad for May to
wear his wedding ring,
She prettily refused with
"It's a temporary thing..." oh

I would rather they'd stopped
on the farm, y'know
But in a farm economy, well
that's the way things go, so
they'll show up in cling wrap on some
townie cafe tray
No more recognisable as
Pat and Dot and May.
by Silent Words
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